Are you a crazy person?
Its all starts like this...
You know those articles you read that said your internet business should “totally be making all your charts go up and to the right, bro”…? Those were a little harder to implement than you thought they’d be.
You need it to work everywhere, on every device, within every browser. You need it to work seamlessly, with an intuitive user experience. My sites function first, period. You can make it as pretty as you want to, but it the shit doesn’t work, no one cares how pretty it is.
Everyone has different hosting needs. I have done deployments that connected pieces you’d probably never even consider. Lots of “web designers” know the front end, but there aren’t many like me who can also handle everything on the backend. That’s a pretty big deal.
Alright, you’ve got this awesome website. Now what? Well – you need someone like me to consult with, talk about your business goals, and what some reasonable expectations are. There is no magic button that just prints money from the internet. You’re going to need a real business plan.
Let’s talk about this.
I’m down to talk to anyone, about any business, whether it’s music related or not. I like challenges, and being put in a position to make your business more profitable.
This is just the start of the conversation, so be as forthcoming as possible. The best communication is honest and transparent communication. So basically… don’t bullshit me. I know when I’m getting bullshit.
Oh, one more thing: If you’re an artist (see: musician) and you want to work with me, you need a real budget. Don’t send me some shit and say, “Check this out.” Go get one of your friends to check that shit out. I’m here to get paid. Don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours.